NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A part of me has died. There was a website called www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html and on it was a list, a most wonderful hilarious list compiled by a smartass Sergeant in the Army who was stationed in Bosnia. It was 213 things that Skippy(the sergeant who made the list) could no longer do in the Army. Some of the more memorable things were "There is no such thing as a were-virgin" and "Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy and I shouldn't tell the OPC's that they are". Alas the website is gone. If anyone knows where the list, I'd be grateful to whoever tells me and will perform sexual favors for them(JK).