Camp Update # 2
Jul. 20th, 2005 06:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mechanosapienceSo I've been dumped by Alison cuz I remind her of her ex who she recently dumped after being with for 2.5 years. I gotta say, I'm getting really fucking tired of hearing the same old "It's not you, it's me" excuse. Here's a list of all the times I've heard it:
1. Amanda "I never really liked you but I thought that I could force myself to."
2. Theresa "I'm a giant cock tease, but you're just a friend to me despite the fact that it seems I'll fuck/suck anything with a pulse."
3. Becka "I'm afraid of commitment."
4. Amanda(2nd time, so it's my fault) "I've realized that I'm a lesbian."
5. Theresa(2nd time, so it's my fault) "I'm a giant cock tease, but you're just a friend to me despite the fact that I'll fuck/suck anything with a pulse."
6. Alison "You remind me of my ex, but I waited until after I kissed you and got you to really like me before it became an issue."
I really think that I may have offended some saint/deity in a past incarnation and am now paying for it.
1. Amanda "I never really liked you but I thought that I could force myself to."
2. Theresa "I'm a giant cock tease, but you're just a friend to me despite the fact that it seems I'll fuck/suck anything with a pulse."
3. Becka "I'm afraid of commitment."
4. Amanda(2nd time, so it's my fault) "I've realized that I'm a lesbian."
5. Theresa(2nd time, so it's my fault) "I'm a giant cock tease, but you're just a friend to me despite the fact that I'll fuck/suck anything with a pulse."
6. Alison "You remind me of my ex, but I waited until after I kissed you and got you to really like me before it became an issue."
I really think that I may have offended some saint/deity in a past incarnation and am now paying for it.
