Conversion

[mechanosapience]

I watched the Passion of the Christ last night and now I'm a devout Catholic who feels that homosexuals will go to hell, birth control is sinful, abortion is murder, and that anything the Pope says automatically becomes true because the Pope is infallible. Just kidding, I'm just as hellbound for my atheism and other habits as I was before I watched it. Now, to tell of the Passion. The first half hour was boring, but with good cinematography. Everything after that was just violent for the sake of being violent. I mean, I'm a big fan of violent, gory movies, but this repulsed even me. Also, Mel Gibson just took random bits from the four Gospels, so it made less sense. On the bright side, androgynous Satan was kinda cool, the fact that it was in Latin, Hebrew, and Aramaic was cool, and the inclusion of the Spear of Destiny and Veronica's Veil(two Catholic relics. The Spear of Destiny was the spear that pierced Jesus's side when the Romans were checking to make sure he was dead. When he was pierced, Jesus bled and the Romans saw that he was the Son of God. The Nazis, in their obsession with occult artifacts, sought the Spear of Destiny, but I don't know if they got it. Veronica's Veil is a veil that a women pressed to Jesus's face while he was marching toward Golgotha to get rid of some of the blood, grime, etc, etc. The Veil was left with a imprint of Jesis's face in his blood and it didn't come off.). Aside from those three things, the movie was garbage and I'll never watch another Mel Gibson movie again, damn zealot!